Oh my god... Its been 10 months since I scribbled on this page and my blog has bitten dust. I know my blog is not Pamela Anderson's personal website and that none of you are eagerly waiting for anything new here. I don't exactly know how but I get sense of good feeling whenever I pen down some thoughts/incidents, that sort of good feeling you get when the beautiful girl next door, whom you always wanted to flirt with, touches your hand for the first time.
So what was I upto in these 10 months? I came with all my luggage including the torn underwear to Namma Bengaluru from Saddi Dilli and then travelled 4995 miles to some city called London (did not take the torn underwear this time, I bought new ones, after all I was going onsite mate), drank the chlorinated waters of river Thames, saw hundreds of bikini babes on the shores of English Channel, touched the freezing waters of the Arctic ocean, posed for a photograph standing next to David Beckham's wax statue, got taunted by a British girl for still being a virgin and lots more that I can't mention here.
On my return I got a chance to attend a few marriage ceremonies and have been enlightened about the modern day girl's "my hubby must have" list. Gone are the days when the "Mother India" of 25 year old young, talented, tall, dark and handsome guys like me (eeewwww!) kept her hands on her waist and yelled at the "Mother Indias" of 23 year old girls, "I have got a foreign returned boy in my home, tere pass kya hai thakuraian?" I have been fortunate not to have experienced an encounter with the species of modern day female homo-sapiens. But, to stay calm after listening to their requirements and demands is like expecting Shakti Kapoor to drop your hot girl friend safely to her house, after you kick him in between his legs.
Amongst the other things that has happened are, oh man I met with an accident. What do you expect to happen when you are riding a bike and see two hot girls approaching you both showing off their legs? I bumped into a stone got a portion of my skin ripped off, ending up with "zyaada ghoorke dekhoge toh yahi hoga" look from one girl, and a teasing "meri taang dekhte teri taang ki lag gayi" look from the other. Hmmmm.. Get a life dude.
