Look who's back

Oh my god... Its been 10 months since I scribbled on this page and my blog has bitten dust. I know my blog is not Pamela Anderson's personal website and that none of you are eagerly waiting for anything new here. I don't exactly know how but I get sense of good feeling whenever I pen down some thoughts/incidents, that sort of good feeling you get when the beautiful girl next door, whom you always wanted to flirt with, touches your hand for the first time.

So what was I upto in these 10 months? I came with all my luggage including the torn underwear to Namma Bengaluru from Saddi Dilli and then travelled 4995 miles to some city called London (did not take the torn underwear this time, I bought new ones, after all I was going onsite mate), drank the chlorinated waters of river Thames, saw hundreds of bikini babes on the shores of English Channel, touched the freezing waters of the Arctic ocean, posed for a photograph standing next to David Beckham's wax statue, got taunted by a British girl for still being a virgin and lots more that I can't mention here.

On my return I got a chance to attend a few marriage ceremonies and have been enlightened about the modern day girl's "my hubby must have" list. Gone are the days when the "Mother India" of 25 year old young, talented, tall, dark and handsome guys like me (eeewwww!) kept her hands on her waist and yelled at the "Mother Indias" of 23 year old girls, "I have got a foreign returned boy in my home, tere pass kya hai thakuraian?" I have been fortunate not to have experienced an encounter with the species of modern day female homo-sapiens. But, to stay calm after listening to their requirements and demands is like expecting Shakti Kapoor to drop your hot girl friend safely to her house, after you kick him in between his legs.

Amongst the other things that has happened are, oh man I met with an accident. What do you expect to happen when you are riding a bike and see two hot girls approaching you both showing off their legs? I bumped into a stone got a portion of my skin ripped off, ending up with "zyaada ghoorke dekhoge toh yahi hoga" look from one girl, and a teasing "meri taang dekhte teri taang ki lag gayi" look from the other. Hmmmm.. Get a life dude.

Of blogs and writers

Yeah.. Yeah..

Today am gonna write about writers

Some about my friends and rest about strangers

Lemme give a shot on it at middle of this night

On this piece of shit, I'll throw some light.

That's what happens when I listen to too much of rap music. Anyways, recently I have been following few blogs and couldn't resist myself from scribbling on them. Although my reading habit is as poor as Andrew Symonds' manners, in the last one month I have gone through a considerable number of blogs written by my friends, their friends and a few celebs. I noticed that almost all the blogs that exist (or I should say, "that I read") can be categorized in 4 ways:

Technical/Knowledge/Gyaan Baato blogs :

Reading these blogs is like watching a half an hour show on the Discovery channel or sitting in a Knowledge transfer session in the office. The posts in these blogs normally explain (or try to explain?) how an engineering device works, or a few lines of a computer program does the unbelievable job or how the earth can be saved by closing water taps and banning plastic bags. Some even take the spiritual route and explain how by devoting 5 minutes of your day to some external force, you could turn up into Hrithik Roshan from Harman Baweja.

My experiments with life blogs :

Most of the blogs that I follow, fall in this category. The posts in these blogs are filled with instances like how the author struggled to bring his/her new laptop, how he/she learnt to ride a bicycle 16 years ago and how he/she had sex without using condom. OK the last bit was an overdo and pardon me. The writers "key" down all the interesting and uninteresting things that happen to them. Some writers even write about the office, like how the supervisor was staring at Ms.Nice Legs when she was in her mini skirts, or how Ms.Fat Ass shouted at the author for a mistake which some one else had done. Based on these, they try to create a picture of the human behavior.

Celebrity blogs :

Although this and the next category of blogs are a part of the 2nd category, I feel they are still worth of being on their own. Celebrity blogs is all about the life and profession of celebrities. From big Bollywood stars to cricketers, these people command a huge fan following even on the computer screen. I found the most boring articles on the webpage in this category of blogs. Especially the posts written by film stars. But then, the number of comments for each post easily reaches 4 figure mark. But I have never seen any response from the author for those comments.

Am K..O..O..L guy kind of blogs :

These are the kind of blogs written by people who tried hard to become a stand up comedian in their pichla janam but failed miserably. They write posts which try to make others laugh but ends up irritating. The authors make fun of rich and famous people and pretend themselves as the coolest assholes walking on the planet. The person who guesses to which category my blog falls into, will get a special look into all of my posts. Yes I will be personally mailing him/her all my posts before putting it up here. So hurry up my friends.

Now its time for me to goto bed. And I don't want to spend time thinking about the last paragraph. So I am going to end this post now..... 1 2 3 THE END

I am serious folks.. 1 2 3 THE END