Yeah.. Yeah..
Today am gonna write about writers
Some about my friends and rest about strangers
Lemme give a shot on it at middle of this night
On this piece of shit, I'll throw some light.
That's what happens when I listen to too much of rap music. Anyways, recently I have been following few blogs and couldn't resist myself from scribbling on them. Although my reading habit is as poor as Andrew Symonds' manners, in the last one month I have gone through a considerable number of blogs written by my friends, their friends and a few celebs. I noticed that almost all the blogs that exist (or I should say, "that I read") can be categorized in 4 ways:
Technical/Knowledge/Gyaan Baato blogs :
Reading these blogs is like watching a half an hour show on the Discovery channel or sitting in a Knowledge transfer session in the office. The posts in these blogs normally explain (or try to explain?) how an engineering device works, or a few lines of a computer program does the unbelievable job or how the earth can be saved by closing water taps and banning plastic bags. Some even take the spiritual route and explain how by devoting 5 minutes of your day to some external force, you could turn up into Hrithik Roshan from Harman Baweja.
My experiments with life blogs :
Most of the blogs that I follow, fall in this category. The posts in these blogs are filled with instances like how the author struggled to bring his/her new laptop, how he/she learnt to ride a bicycle 16 years ago and how he/she had sex without using condom. OK the last bit was an overdo and pardon me. The writers "key" down all the interesting and uninteresting things that happen to them. Some writers even write about the office, like how the supervisor was staring at Ms.Nice Legs when she was in her mini skirts, or how Ms.Fat Ass shouted at the author for a mistake which some one else had done. Based on these, they try to create a picture of the human behavior.
Celebrity blogs :
Although this and the next category of blogs are a part of the 2nd category, I feel they are still worth of being on their own. Celebrity blogs is all about the life and profession of celebrities. From big Bollywood stars to cricketers, these people command a huge fan following even on the computer screen. I found the most boring articles on the webpage in this category of blogs. Especially the posts written by film stars. But then, the number of comments for each post easily reaches 4 figure mark. But I have never seen any response from the author for those comments.Am K..O..O..L guy kind of blogs :
These are the kind of blogs written by people who tried hard to become a stand up comedian in their pichla janam but failed miserably. They write posts which try to make others laugh but ends up irritating. The authors make fun of rich and famous people and pretend themselves as the coolest assholes walking on the planet. The person who guesses to which category my blog falls into, will get a special look into all of my posts. Yes I will be personally mailing him/her all my posts before putting it up here. So hurry up my friends.
Now its time for me to goto bed. And I don't want to spend time thinking about the last paragraph. So I am going to end this post now..... 1 2 3 THE END
I am serious folks.. 1 2 3 THE END
